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輕松一刻這個動作,讓萬千男人起不來!
2020-01-11 18:27  www.fxwindowfilm.com

不是那样,这个动作造成男人不举是有科学依据的。热心善良美丽的曲总监十分关心胖编“不举”的问题,特地让我把其中的科学依据解释给大家听!

It's not like that. It's scientific that this action causes men not to lift. Warm-hearted and good-looking song director is very concerned about fat editor \"do not lift\" the problem, let me explain the scientific basis of it to everyone!

没文化只能孤独终老!近日,广东惠州一位新郎接亲时被整蛊考雅思听力,倍速播放,题目也是手写的,答不出来就用红包开路。新郎介绍,他和新娘异国恋3年,恋爱6周年时决定结婚。

No culture can only die alone! Recently, a groom in huizhou, guangdong province, received a kiss when he was quizzed by kauyas listening, speed play, the title is also handwritten, cannot answer with red envelopes to open the road. The groom introduced that he and the bride foreign love 3 years, the 6th anniversary of the love decided to marry.

河南45岁的老丁,已经很多天没露面了,房东报警后民警赶到老丁的出租屋,开门进去,满地都是垃圾,而老丁躺在床上,头发凌乱,黑圆圈很严重,神情恍惚,站也站不起来。他说的第一句是,“我肚子饿,已经8天没有吃饭了。”

Henan 45-year-old Ding, has not been seen for many days, the landlord called the police to the old Ding's rental house, open the door, all over the garbage, and the old Ding lying on the bed, hair messy, black circle is very serious, trance, cannot stand up. The first thing he said was,\" I'm hungry. I haven't eaten for eight days.\"

原来,老丁是个小说迷,每天就在出租屋里沉迷于看小说。看书嫌吃饭耽误时间,不想起来吃饭,等他想起要吃东西后,发现自己头晕得厉害,根本起不来。联系了卫生服务站医生,对老丁的身体进行检查后,民警给老丁来一碗饺子,老丁狼吞虎咽地吃了起来,他说“幸好你们找到我”!

It turned out that Laoding was a fan of fiction and was addicted to reading novels in the rental house every day. Reading disrelish meal delay time, do not want to get up to eat, wait for him to think of want to eat, find oneself giddy severe, cannot get up at all. Contacted the health service station doctor, after the old Ding's body examination, the police gave the old Ding a bowl of dumplings, the old Ding swallowed up, he said \"lucky you found me \"!

记得初中的时候,班主任说:我观察你很久了,你是个人才,思维方式独辟蹊径,天马行空,动手能力又强,学校的教育太限制你发挥了,你应该到社会这个大舞台去!我当时居然信了,好多年才反应过来,这就是传说中的劝退!

Remember when the junior high school, the head teacher said: I have been observing you for a long time, you are a talent, the way of thinking is unique, the sky is empty, the hands-on ability is strong, the school education is too restricted you play, you should go to the society this big stage! I actually believed at that time, many years only then reacts, this is the legendary retreat!

近日,陕西延安,一段二年级男孩的抽奖视频走红。画面中,男孩抽中试卷一套,同学们欢呼不断,他却只能强颜欢笑。老师说,奖品大部分是礼物,但也有3套试卷。孩子第二天还将试卷带到教室,称想早点写完…

Recently, a second-grade boy's raffle video went viral in Yan'an, Shaanxi Province. In the picture, the boy draws a set of test papers, the students cheered constantly, but he can only smile. The teacher said that most of the prizes were gifts, but there were also 3 sets of test papers. The child also took the test paper to the classroom the next day, saying he wanted to finish it early...

这个老师思路清奇也就罢了,近日,网曝济南一高校学生试图踏冰穿过校园内结冰的湖面,走到中间位置时不慎落水。幸亏湖水较浅,落水学生破冰自行爬上岸边。有同学称,这种情况每年都有,掉的都是大一新生,有些南方同学没见过冰雪比较好奇。

This teacher's idea is just, recently, the net exposes Jinan a university student tries to tread the ice to cross the icy lake in the campus, walks to the middle position when accidentally falls into the water. Thanks to the shallow lake, the students climbed to the shore. Some students said that this situation every year, dropped are freshmen, some southern students have not seen ice and snow more curious.

这几天,广西南宁,一名女孩打110报警称,自己遇到了一个人生的大问题。女孩称自己在坐公交车时,遇到了一个自己喜欢的男孩,打报警电话只为想让警方调一下监控,查一下男孩在哪一站下的车,此要求被警方拒绝。

These days, a girl in Nanning, Guangxi, called 110 to report that she had encountered a major problem in her life. The girl said she was on the bus when she met a boy she liked and called the police only to get the police to check which stop the boy got off the bus.

昨天四川一女子报警称银行卡里15元被人盗刷了!在派出所门口嚎啕大哭。民警带其到银行查询,真相却让人傻眼,竟是视频平台自动续费扣了款,最终民警帮她取消了自动续费。

Yesterday, a woman in Sichuan reported that 15 yuan had been stolen from her bank card! Howling at the police gate. Police took it to the bank inquiries, the truth is silly, it is the video platform automatically withheld fees, the police eventually helped her cancel the automatic renewal.

半斤五花肉的钱,也不是小数目,苍蝇再小也是肉啊!不过现在有些视频网站的自动续费功能是真的坑,也不提醒一下,拿我的钱跟拿自己的钱一样...你们的良心,就不会痛吗!

Half a catty of pork money, is not a small number, flies are small meat ah! But now some video website's automatic renewal function is true pit, also does not remind, takes my money as takes own money. .。 Your conscience won't hurt!

可是没钱怎么办?富婆在哪我不知道,就知道越南一个男模很幸运,与63岁富婆恋爱,5年后获天价分手费,将与新女友住300万豪宅!

But what if there's no money? I don't know where the rich woman is, I know that a Vietnamese male model is very lucky to be in love with the 63-year-old rich woman, after 5 years to get the price break up fee, will live with the new girlfriend 3 million mansion!

当事人名叫武黄越,今年31岁,曾经是一名普通模特,因为工作的性质,武黄越的生活条件并不好。2012年,武黄越经人介绍认识了亿万单身富婆伊冯娜。32岁的年龄差并没有使两人产生隔阂,相反,两人很快便坠入爱河。

The client's name is Wu Huang Yue,31 years old, used to be an ordinary model, because of the nature of the work, Wu Huang Yue's living conditions are not good. In 2012, wu huang was introduced to hundreds of millions of single rich woman yvonne. The 32-year-old's age gap didn't divide them, but they fell in love quickly.

然而,这场备受争议的“忘年恋”还是以失败告终。2018年,两人公开承认早在2017年他们就已和平分手。冯伊娜表示,“我知道这很令人难过,我已经付给他巨额的分手费,希望他能好好生活,找个同龄女子结婚,这样他才能够获得幸福”。

However, the much-controversial \"forgettable\" ended in failure. In 2018, the pair publicly admitted they had peacefully split up back in 2017. \"I know it's sad, I've already paid him a huge break-up fee and I hope he can live well and marry a woman of his age so he can be happy,\" Mr Fung said.

最后,我要谈一个严肃的话题,让我们把目光放到国外4个月的森林大火,让5亿只动物失去了生命的澳大利亚。下方图片过于残忍,请谨慎观看。

Finally, I would like to talk about a serious topic, let's focus on the four months of forest fires abroad, and let 500 million animals lose their lives in Australia. The picture below is too cruel, please watch it carefully.

据外媒报道,袋鼠岛当地一户家庭救助了一车被山火危及生命的考拉,救助者表示打算把考拉们送到邻居那里,因为邻居有照看野生动物的许可证。据悉,当地官员表示,澳洲大概有30%的考拉丧命于大火。

A local family on Kangaroo Island helped a car of a mountain fire-threatening koala, and rescuers said they intended to send the koalas to their neighbors who had a permit to look after the wild animals. Local officials said about 30 percent of koalas in Australia were killed in the blaze.

山火无情人有情,小动物怪可怜的,澳大利亚赶紧加把劲!5亿只动物,人家打仗都没这么大伤亡,你们没战争都可以自己把自己搞得生灵涂炭,快赶紧想想办法吧!

The mountain fire merciless person has the affection, the small animal strange poor, Australia hastens to strengthen! Five hundred million animals, there are no such casualties in the war, you cannot fight their own lives, quickly find a way!